snort-a-saurus 

A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.

"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.

snort-a-saurus by Askthe BeerGuys March 27, 2011

snort-a-saurus 

A person that sometimes laughs so uncontrollably at the most ridiculous things that they tend to snort, giggle and often times spray their beverage of choice either through their nose, out of their mouth, or both at the same time and on to the nearest inanimate object.

"Did you guys hear about Kristyn?" She was reading one of my facebook statuses the other day and it made her spray a diet pepsi through her nose and mouth and right on to her computer screen. While that was happening, she was laughing so hard that she started to snort. We need to keep a close eye on her. She might be turning into a snort-a-saurus. I hope it's not contagious.

snort-a-saurus by Askthe BeerGuys March 14, 2011

Snort A Skeleton 

When your cocaine hits like the ashes of your friend’s grandfather

Yo, I think tonight I’m tryna snort a skeleton

Snort A Skeleton by noelmillerfanboi December 19, 2019

Lazing on a G-spot money spurt. 

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.

Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'

Lazing on a G-spot money spurt. by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009

A-Spot 

Idk it’s something Monet made up

THE A-SPOT IS A REAL THING -Monet X Change

A-Spot by SaraIsCool33 January 13, 2021

Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

Taking the long horse for a short walk by Long Horse Short Walk October 2, 2021

a sports nut

A Sports fan. Someone who loves to watch sports.

I love to watch sports. I go to soccer games all the time. I'm a sports nut.

a sports nut by Lex_Vane November 5, 2013