Moise

The guy that is usually clueless. Will inadvertently say random things to concuss your thoughts.

server: How’d you liked your eggs sir?
Moise: Run It!
server: Gotcha!
Moise: You already know

by ISmellFarts February 4, 2019

Moise

Moise: pronounced (moi-z, rhymes with boyz); of wetness but not in a crude manner; dampness but with class.

My dog's nose is looking rather... moise.

"Senator," his wife whispered at the table while blushing, "I'm quite... moise."

by Squez! September 16, 2019

Moises

HE REALLY COOL AND HE LOVE MUSIC ADN ADN I FORGOT

MOISES HES SO HOT
HE COOL

by MOI THE GOD November 6, 2018

Moises

Daddy of gms

Moises is fucking daddy of gms

by I'm Yesmine August 1, 2017

moises

a guy who says he always cant get a ride but really just doesn't like people

Dude I invited 4 guys over and 3 of them where totally Moises's

by gigorgia April 7, 2008

A moises

someone who isnt very good looking but theyre personality makes them "attractive"

jackie:woah! hes ugly
cristina:so..hes a moises!
jackie:ohh then hes good(:

by liddoh one :> July 23, 2011

Moise

Simply 2kewl4u

Drinking a cup of Moise a day helps keep the doctor away!

by Moise September 23, 2003