sample in a jar

a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. You should hear this song, it is better than anything.

"I wheeled around because I didn't hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with Elihu, up on Leemor's bed. I was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar"

by hottie April 16, 2005

mama nat's fart in a jar

sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.

she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.

by hand blown starfish September 13, 2010

dick in a jar

when a male is completely controlled by his girlfriend/woman/significant other, and constantly bails on his friends to be with her.

Person 1: Dude, Marco is being such a dick in a jar. I haven't seen him in months.

Person 2: What the fuck is a dick in a jar?

by MooseLLama June 6, 2009

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Epicness In A Jar

The moment where all things that are good are in your hands and no one can steal it from you. Something so amazing that cant be taken away from you. Its so epic, its in a jar.

Holy jesus, I hit the jack pot!

Whoa man, thats epicness in a jar right there!

by Sugarcube414 July 15, 2010

tar in a jar

A slang term for that godawful drink Newcastle Brown Ale (now ironically brewed in gteshead, not newcastle) or Newcy Broon as it is also known by

'Oh god, you havnt got the tar in a jar again have you?'

by Noah_swann June 20, 2005

don't be a Jar Jar

The guy that tries to be funny who everyone hates.

Dude, don't be a Jar Jar. If your gonna lick the fruit, then actually eat it.

by BankrupTeen March 5, 2016