A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.
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refering to a (pass) mark in British universities. In Cockney Rhyming Slang a 'First' is called a Geoff Hurst; England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup (football) final. See also Desmond, and Thora Hird
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