Bruiser Hurst

A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.

That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

Thomas Hurst

Snowflake

Thomas hurst is a snowflake

by Noah the Ochoa man October 10, 2020

Geoff Hurst

refering to a (pass) mark in British universities. In Cockney Rhyming Slang a 'First' is called a Geoff Hurst; England's hat trick hero in the 1966 World Cup (football) final. See also Desmond, and Thora Hird

To go on to a masters degree the university normally expect you to have a Geoff Hurst

by mrtopbloke February 7, 2005

timothy hurst

a young rich jigga straight out of scottsdale also known for eating ass and kicking ass

wow i wish i had timothy hurst stature

guy; no you dont

by Bryce Landgraf September 27, 2018

Christian hurst

He's my brother the biggest chode liker a cock sucking monkey fucking bigger in the world he'll eat your coochie and fuck your dad steal your girl and fuck your mom too eat her clitoris and everything

Christian Hurst is a dick

by Nigger cunt fucker October 9, 2019

Kaelyn Hurst

A girl that likes to have picnics, but not the kind you're probably thinking of.

-Hey wanna have a picnic?

-No, I'm not a Kaelyn Hurst.

by arrrghar October 28, 2010

the hurst school

a shithole for druggies with no futures ahead of them

“are you sending your kid to the hurst school?”
“fuck no?-“

by urmum4638373828282836282827637 February 5, 2022