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Building a fort

Building a fort refers to the act in which you tie up or other wise restrain your partner in a sexual manner.
Greg "Hey dude can I borrow some rope?"
Tom "Of course. But why do you need rope?"
Greg "Well Samatha and I are building a fort tonight."
Tom "Ohhhhh okay just don't get any stains on it."
Building a fort by Mrblue520 February 8, 2010

got so much wood i could build me a fort

I have so many cars I could "build a fort"
I got so much wood I could build me a fort

Pull a Forth 

To screw an incredibly easy task up without any opposition ie Craig Forth, former Syracuse baketball player.
"I was watching the basketball game last night and saw the center pull a Forth and miss a layup."
Pull a Forth by thehotchkid December 20, 2008

port-a-fort 

A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers
Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort

Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker
port-a-fort by Slammel May 21, 2022

just built a tree fort 

An inconspicuous term used to notify friends that you had intercourse for a long period of time. That you figuratively just "camped-out" at her "site".

(aka= was building a tree fort)
GUY1: "So what did you do last weekend?"
GUY2: "well, not much. . . just built a tree fort"

making a pillow fort 

A newfangled euphemism for sex. Derived from the common courtesy of having sex under a pillow fort so that people do not walk in on you.
e.g. -"What are those people doing?"

-"They are probably having sex, but it is nice of them

to make it less awkward by making a pillow fort."