House on a Finger

A very large, very expensive ring bought for one's wife as a bribe. The ring makes the statement, "I've cheated on you, but you and I both know that I can buy your forgiveness because we are both shallow fucks."

Kobe Bryant: Here, baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for the fact that I forced anal sex on a hotel worker and violated our marriage vows all in the same stroke.

(OR)

Tiger Woods: Here baby...I hope this house on a finger makes up for all the skank tapping I've been doing lately. Please don't beat my ass with a golf club anymore...

by justsaynotocheatingasswipe November 30, 2009

a finger in the bum

A line said by the character Euron Greyjoy in episode 3, A Queens Justice, season 7 in the TV-series Game of Thrones. The phrase is used to further inquire what a specific sexual partner might enjoy during intercourse.

Euron:“Does she like it gentle or rough?”

Jamie: *Thinks to himself, what is this guy on about?!* “...”

Euron: “...A finger in the bum?”

by Nibbashit February 3, 2018

Catch a finger

To be fingered by a single finger.

"I'm not a lesbian, but I've caught a finger." - Amy Schumer

"I'm up to catch a finger tonight."

by kuna3 September 7, 2016

Spit, Spunk or a Finger?

Referring to an eclectic selection of sexual possibilities

- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?

by Thomulas July 22, 2009

not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

drink a finger

a finger of beer refers to a small amount of beer consumed in one action from a glass bottle.

imagine your holding a bottle of beer, with your fingers gripping round it, a finger of beer is the amount that needs to be consumed in order to reduce the level of the beer in the bottle by one fingers width lower.

it basically just means drink a mouth full of beer.

''every time David Cameron says 'big society' in Prime Ministers question time, you've gotta drink a finger''

by maiablues July 27, 2012

throwing a finger down

for a female to use her finger to pleasure herself; felame masturbation

Everytime Joe walks by, Vicki can be seen throwing a finger down

by Tangy March 25, 2003