Not a good fit

Passive agressive understatement used when rejecting a job candidate, firing a worker or breaking up with a spouse, girlfriend or boyfriend. Very useful if you want to appear indifferent to the strong emotions and upset of the person on the receiving end of the negative information.

"You have been a valuable employee for the last 32 years but unfortunately, in the current conditions, you are not a good fit."

"I really want to thank you for 31 years of marriage and 12 children but at this point I think we are not a good fit anymore."

by Bad fit September 19, 2009

Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.

"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"

by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022

Fit For a Straight Jacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straight jacket.

by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

Fit For A Straitjacket

A looney person, an invalid.

(Person) ate his own shit. Therefore, he is fit for a straitjacket.

by Beauxgrass September 19, 2009

as fit as a mallee bull

A person who is very fit and can lift and carry many objects.

I am as fit as a mallee bull unlike this muddy guy who is basically the opposite of me.

by Hello's and a woman can be the April 11, 2017

fit for a king

The best band in the world.

Fit for a king is the best band in the world.

by Blahblahblah metal and hiking. May 4, 2018

fit as a fiddle

good looking. hot

Steven is as fit as a fiddle. Sophie is so lucky to have him.

by xsZ March 11, 2017