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being a Dan

Being paranoid, especially with matters concerning the internet. Thinking that someone is mad at you or ignoring you when they do not respond to your IMs right away.
She was being a Dan yesterday when I was too busy to answer her IM.
by Rick Wright May 14, 2008
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Having a Dan

Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.
Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"

Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"

"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"
by tallfatguy February 8, 2010
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Pulling-a-dan

Being a complete snake
Oh grace I’m totally-pulling-a-dan
by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020
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Doing a Dan.

To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.
Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.
by BobJim01 January 20, 2021
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Pulling a Dan

Getting up at 10am, pouring a scotch and handing everyone a beer before breakfast in Texas, every day for four days in a row, now that's pulling a Dan
by Texas lover November 1, 2008
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Pull a Dan

Pulling a Dan occurs when someone pulls a prank on someone else. When the person is pranked so badly that they cannot do anything, they tell their mother. The mother then goes to contact the mother of the pranker, with the pranker getting in trouble. Hence the term, "Pulling a Dan".
Prankee: Ah, I wish I could get revenge on that person who pranked me, but I am not clever enough. Oh, I know! I'll just Pull a Dan!

*Calls mother of Pranker

*Pranker gets grounded
by Jose6969696969ssdfasdf April 25, 2011
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pulling a dan

becoming completely awesome at something, then smoking too much pot and losing all your natural tallent.
dude mark was so good at skateboarding, now he's fucking pulling a dan and doesn't get off his ass.
by kelly scherpenberg October 20, 2007
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