Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.

by Ricochamp October 18, 2012

a Jewish Crush

A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.

Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.

by swisher taper January 1, 2012

National Give Your Crush A Note Day

On December 16 you will give a note to your crush saying something cheesy to them.

National give your crush a note day is where you give your crush a cheesy note! Example:
*John gives Suzy a note*
Suzy: Whats this?
John: Read it

*Suzy reads it*
Suzy:😊

by Nat. December 15, 2021

seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018

Date your crush for a week

You have to date your crush for a week

Girl:Hey do you want to go on a date? Boy:why? Girl:because it’s Date your crush for a week day

by Bananaboo315 December 10, 2019

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019

I'm not a player I just crush alot

(Aka I'm not a playa I just f**k alot) A boy who f**ks alot of girls. he does not want to be tied down because he wants to go after every girl he thinks looks good. In other words, an excuse just so you a guy doesn't have to admit he's a player. Listen to the Big Pun Song!

Q: Are you a player?
A: Naw, I'm not a player I just crush alot

by Princessss Kiara June 5, 2011