Son of a Monkeys Ass

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"

Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"

by Elliott.D July 6, 2009

A Cosmic Cup of Ass

An exclamation that states that a situation or experience is completely worthless or puts the exclaimer in a tough circumstance.

"Well, isn't that a cosmic cup of ass?"

by Beiderman April 17, 2007

son of a warped ass bitch

Weird looking mofo you see at the gas station usually with a gimp or some shit, and is rude and obnoxious.

Hey did you see that son of a warped ass bitch bump into me and not apologize?

by Old School Cracker November 1, 2016

punk-ass son of a bitch

Somebody who really pisses you off, bitches constantly, and is also a prick.

1: Wow, that person never shuts up about his car.
2: Yeah, that guy is one punk-ass son of a bitch.

by Phoenix0083 August 6, 2007

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc July 12, 2017

A deep-fried slice of ass.

to feel poorly. Alternately "a deep-fried asshole".

"Dude, you look rough today!"

"I know. I feel like a deep-fried slice of ass."

by Morgan Brittan van Wyk April 1, 2009

Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014