William Wallace

William Wallace was weak, he fought for scotish "freedom" but under estimated the fact some new that English rule would be beneficial to scotland, and so they rightfully captured the traitor of the land and he was punished accordingly.
Long live England, Long live St. George

Scotland is now the most unhealthy and uneducated part of the UK, it would have been a better place if william wallace did not rebel against English rule.

by Lord Emperor Hanson September 30, 2008

William Wallace

When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.

I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.

by WilliamWallace May 15, 2009

Sir William Wallace

infamous scotish rebel leader, as played by mel gibson

they can never talk are spirit

by the great one May 13, 2005

A William wallace

To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!

I gave my girlfriend "A William Wallace" last night

by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018

William Wallaced

To be cut into multiple pieces and displayed across the country.

Person 1: It sucks that my friend Bob got William Wallaced yesterday
Person 2: Oh no that sure stinks
Person 1: No like the other William Wallaced.

by trangender December 10, 2024

William Wallacing

To attack a retreating person or force, only to fail and become a martyr for it.

Jim: Hey, did you see Marco william wallacing Spencer?

Tom: Yeah, tried to calm Spencer down, but got knocked out in one hit, now everyone loves him because he got his ass beat.

by A_White_Guy September 21, 2014