A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017

Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009

tool up a doobie

construct a marijuana cigarette

I had the weed, I had the papers, I had the time, I had the inclination, so I decided to tool up a doobie.

by Howard Corncob April 8, 2006

Don’t be a fool wrap your tool!

When the guy your hooking up with won’t use a condom or when your boyfriend wants to get you preggers, but you’re not ready for snotty nosed kids.

I think he wanted to get me pregnant! I only wanted his dick not his kid.. so I said “don’t be a fool wrap your tool!”

by Berthabear3000 May 24, 2019

annoying tool face loser dump in a bag

A poor insult made on-spot and in-the-moment.

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...

by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011

the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet

A guy who gets around, has sex with alot of girls at the same time.

"I cant believe Mike Heiser is hooking up with all those girls hes the biggest tool bag of a whore youll ever meet."

by Chang Winning March 30, 2009

A Tooly

Discussing for weeks the location, venues and times but never shows up.

Sanjay - is Atul coming out tonight?

Louis - Nah he pulled A Tooly.

by LcLc01 March 29, 2019