blonde moment

er..um...can't think

er..um...can't think

by natural blonde October 3, 2003

blonde moment

Something that doesn't actually exist. Something made up by dumb people of another hair color so they could blame their own stupidity on their "blonde" alter-ego or whatever.

Melissa: I set the vacuum cleaner on fire! I must have been having a blonde moment!
Me: No, you must just be stupid.

by annaBanana3 June 29, 2005

blonde moment

When someone who isn't blonde does something stupid, or forgets something obvious.

"Duh! Blonde moment!" said the brunette, after tripping over the cat.

by funkyseaweed October 5, 2003

blonde moment

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blonde moment

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.

The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Blonde Moment

A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term

What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'

by Dem O'crat January 30, 2008

blonde moment

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of

The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.

by Nick Copola September 29, 2003