When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband
"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"
by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006
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ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!
by bananasarefun March 21, 2007
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in life you may have something that you do not have any use for at the moment but you might one day and that you should never forget to be spontaneous and fun
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Amanda and Jennifer remembered to always bring a banana to a party not knowing what to expect but fun itself and que cera cera
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1. A slang term for ejaculating. To cum, skeet, and bust a nut, respectively.
2. The act of applying pressure to a banana until the yellow skin pops, secreting the paste-like fruit within.
1. A slang term for ejaculating. To cum, skeet, and bust a nut, respectively.
2. The act of applying pressure to a banana until the yellow skin pops, secreting the paste-like fruit within.
"Aaah, aaah, I'm going to pop a banana!"
"My girlfriend totally let me pop a banana on her face yesterday."
"Shit, I popped the banana at the bottom of my back pack."
"Do you mind if I pop a banana for breakfast?"
"My girlfriend totally let me pop a banana on her face yesterday."
"Shit, I popped the banana at the bottom of my back pack."
"Do you mind if I pop a banana for breakfast?"
by Michael Boroda, Chris Martel January 5, 2009
Get the pop a banana mug.(adj.) Simile phrase that refers to one being in a habitat or position one is not used to. Visual similarities appear on the surface but one does not belong with the other.
Nancy: Crickey doesn't David look just like your brother Mitchell in that football kit?
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar
What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
Drew: Yeah but he plays like a hocky player on the dance floor, hes like a banana in a pickle jar
What's worse than a banana in a pickle jar? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
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*earrape ymca music starts playing*
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
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