Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

choke me

Very sexual

When your girlfriend wants you to literally choke her without killing her

Choke me harder daddy!!

by Queen milka April 27, 2017

choke the bishop

noun: masturbate.
In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.

After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

Vanilla Choke

Ejaculating in the throat of someone while they are deep throating you, causing them to choke on your semen.

Mark: Hey Jim, what did you do last night?
Jim: I vanilla choked Megan!
Mark: Sweet man!

by Mongoose McQueen September 27, 2010

Choder Choke

A sexual move that invlovles somebody with a chode to to choke his partner via deep throating until the person being choked vomits

i pulled out my chode and did my patented move, the choder choke

by The Bash 'em Brothers May 27, 2011

daddy better make me choke

y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick

Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.

-cupcakke

by floofy_pillow March 18, 2017

choke the bowl

(v) to clog the toilet with a massive load of pooh without the aid of charmin.

After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.

by pooh master March 6, 2009