nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

nutty bratwurst by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

Nutty Gutty 

The creature created by the Japanese Empire to limit population control of China during WW2. After the defeat of Japan Nutty Gutty was let loose and now lives in America cutting off people's balls and hiding in their vents to stay away from the CIA.

CIA Agent 1: Did you find Nutty Gutty?
Agent 2: No Nutty Gutty must be in the vents

Nutty Gutty by Big Oz PMP March 3, 2019

buck nutty 

to act wild or crazy in a given situation, as only a buck nutty (noun) can.

"So, what'd you do last night?"
"Oh, I got buck nutty on that bitch again."
"Tight."

buck nutty by Method007 March 28, 2003

nutty geezer 

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

nutty geezer by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015

nutty irish 

an occurrence involving a ginger midget T bagging someone with his balls falling over the bridge of the nose, near each eye, while pooping into the poor fellow's mouth.

Hey Amanda, check out the Facebook album I just uploaded. It chronicles the evening that Ryan nutty irish-ed Wes!

nutty irish by nutty irish herself June 28, 2008

Nutty Banana

To apply peanut butter to your penis for masturbation or in order to give the reciever of your penis a nutty surprise/treat.

"The girl was surprised when faced with the Nutty Banana rather than the penis she had expected."

Or

"Dude, last night I was home alone, I did a Nutty Banana!"

Nutty Banana by Nuttybanana January 11, 2010

Throw a nutty 

In a psychopathic rage, verbally or physically abusing another or others. Typically a case of extreme over-reaction.

Lou threw a nutty and beat the hell out of Fever when he discovered Fever had hidden his favorite pillow.

Throw a nutty by Melville July 22, 2003