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President Zuckerberg

The horrifyingly plausible alter ego of Mark Zuckerberg.
President Zuckerberg will take the sinking United States government out of the red by carefully choosing Chinese nationals to comprise his entire cabinet and that’s when we’ll finally become profitable as a nation!

Zuckerberg 

A stalker who follows you everywhere. Zuckerberg a are also a species of lizard robots. They are also douches who leak information to the government.
That person is such a fucking Zuckerberg.
(Talking about a cunt)
Zuckerberg by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018

zuckerberg 

1. See douchebag.

2. Someone with an overinflated sense of self worth, who also thinks he's WAY smarter than you.

3. Someone who wants to get rich at your expense.

4. Someone who doesn't give a crap about your privacy.
I know you just got a promotion, but you don't have to be a zuckerberg about it.
zuckerberg by riotdog May 25, 2010

Zuckerberg 

v. (Zuck•er•berg) zuckerbgergs, zuckerberged, zuckerberging
1.)to steal an unwritten idea and use it as your own for resepect, money, or something not related to school.
John told Bob about his idea to invent a new hat, and Bob made the hat and sold it, telling the buyers that it was his own idea to invent it. Bob zuckerberged John.

Zuckerberg Rape 

When Mark Zuckerberg decides to "upgrade" a service that you are used to and completely comfortable with and forces you to permanently use a new, unintuitive and less convenient one with no say in the matter.
This violation can happen multiple times and never requires consent on the part of the facebook user.

Also, facebook has no actual support service so complaints of Zuckerberg Rape generally go unanswered (sort of like claims of rape in certain neighborhoods in Camden New Jersey)
Shit! The latest zuckerberg rape combined my photo albums, message manager and poke button into a new clusterfuck of programming that keeps stalling, shutting down and accepting my mothers friend request! Fuck you Zukerberg!

Mark Zuckerberg that bitch 

To over achieve at something in order to get back at a lady who wouldn't give you chance. In honor of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg who created the site to impress a girl.
That bitch told him he was too fat and she would never go out with him. He's now a pro body builder. He totally Mark Zuckerberg that bitch.