Zoltainien

everyone who plays Zoltins frequently (minus bjoern90) and is cool (also not bjoern90) and does cool things (also also not bjoern90)

wow! you're such a zoltainien guy!

by iplayernojoke September 11, 2023

zoltam

the act of watching dude wheres my car so much, that you change your name to zoltan. You'll live your whole life as zoltan until you watch dude where's my car again with subtitles and realize his name is really zoltam.

Matt: Hey Cash, guess what I did?
Cash: What did you do you flomper?
Matt: Call me Zoltan!!
Cash: It's really Zoltam.
Matt: dammmmmn.

by Lance Man January 13, 2008

Zoltan

A gay music teacher who likes the spank students for fun

“Hey that new teacher kinda seems like a Zoltan, we should stay away from him!”

by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 29, 2018

zoltan

straight, really cool, ballin

-Andrew is a little bitch
-I know seriously, fool can't get a girl
-Actually I think hes gay
-Oh....zoltan...

by ballllller January 4, 2009

zoltan

an act, story, gesture that is deemed uncool. Also, a tally of said acts, stories, gestures. If one person recieves five in 24 hours, they must go home, no matter where they are.

"So I went down to the store, and tooootally bought 2 gallons of milk. That's so much milk, right?"
"Dude, zoltan. That's five, you have to go home."
"But we're on a bus!"
"Doesn't matter, get off, and go home"

by Kyle Doeden October 4, 2006

zoltan gera

one of the best wingers in the country. easily the best ukrinian player alive (well, they don't really have many good players) and he plays for the mighty west bromwich albion!!

gera! gera! gera!

gera = world class (a bit)

by number 1 wee haggis by the way April 2, 2005

zoltan

a word used to expresses or state the action of farting

joe, "ZOLTAN!!" jim, "dude u suck, o it smells"


jim, "dude i totaly zoltaned back in the hallway," jim,"i thought i smelled something"

by azn in da atlza August 27, 2005