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Zimbabwean Wallet

An unkown relic, never seen in the light of day.
Wow Ntokozo, what is that? Cannot be a zimbabwean wallet, can it?
by Sherbert Hernandez February 12, 2020
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Zimbabweian Steamer

When you take a shit on the floor at a McDonalds restaurant.
i couldnt get to sleep because all i could think about was the time my uncle did a Zimbabweian Steamer.
by zimbabwe dictionaryer July 29, 2017
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Zimba

Zimba: A recluse, someone who never leaves the house even when it's on fire. Will get pressured to go out once in a while but usually drinks too much that he thinks that he makes an ass of himself. Then goes to Sheetz and orders weird food like Seafood and Olives. Strange sense of humor that makes everyone laugh; Likes to make prank calls to his grandmother tying to get her to donate money to some of the wall charity; Loves Cheese; Funny, Smart and a great person. Always has a great group of friends; Reminds you of John Belushi in Animal House; Would do anything for his friends.
Duuude, that's because he's a Zimba!
by elliar September 23, 2011
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zimbao

Zimbao (plural spelling: Zimbaos)

A Zimbao or Zim for short is a slang/derogatory term for a person of Southeast Asian descent. Usually used to describe a Vietnamese, Cambodian, Hmong, or Laotian male.

Zimbao generally refers to the younger generation found in heavily populated areas of Southern California, mostly within the South East San Diego, Mira Mesa, and Linda Vista area.

Zimbaos can usually be found driving a variety of Honda products, though there is a particular fondness for Integras and Civics. The universal mating call for a Zim is the announcement that they have "tha Honda wit da NOS an' da B "sikteen" mota"

Zims will rarely fight one on one, especially when fighting either a mee chung (sp?) or a mee dang (sp?). 10 on 1 is considered to be a fair fight within the Zimbao community, and will usually result in multiple screwdriver stab wounds sustained by the victim.

Most Zims are peaceful, and prefer to perform the standard squat and smoke a cigarette pose that Zims are so well known for. However certain circles of Zimbaos (mostly Cambodians and Laotians) are well known for their abilities to break into cars and steal stereos. While their skills are generally not as finely honed as professional car thieves, they have left their mark on many a car in the San Diego area. They are also well known for stealing anything of JDM (Japanese Domestic Market) origin for their own cars. Unfortunately their automotive skills generally keep them from properly equipping their cars with the stolen merchandise, only to attach JDM Civic front clips with zip ties (also known as Zim Ties) and wood screws.

The war cry of a Zimbao usually begins with "Du Ma May" of "Du Ma Mee Chung" If encountered by an angry Zim, it is not advisable to remind them that you feel that "ten dolla' beaucoup money, Fi' dolla each." The proper response would be along the lines of "bu cac" however either response will usually result in 10 or more Zimbaos returning with a gun or multiple screwdrivers.
That Civic is so fucking Zimbao, Some Zimbao broke into my car and tried to steal my stereo.
by Frothy Mug November 5, 2008
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curry zimbabwe

This is a delectable type of curry which is championed by Ian McNeice. Eat it at your own peril.
"I could really do with a Curry Zimbabwe"
by John Keats December 14, 2008
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Zimbabwean Hand Stand

when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.
"that girl loves doing zimbabwean hand stands!"
by fucking cumguzzlers May 15, 2009
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zimbabbalea

The sounds made by Raiden in Mortal Kombat I during his flying attack. Can be used in
a shorted version of zim or zimmed.
The guy was driving so fuckin slowly, so I zimmed him at the lights.
by Dan Logcher June 30, 2004
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