land zeppelin

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.

The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.

by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008

led zeppelin

one of the most overrated bands of all time. dont get me wrong, they have serious talent, but everybody is simply on their nuts

it pisses me off to hear every prepubescent teen say they listen to led zeppelin and pink floyd in a futile attempt to get laid

by cwes7675 February 5, 2008

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

Brown Zeppelin

huge turd that blows your ass appart

that Brown Zeppelin tore my ass up

by Southernheathen March 7, 2013

House of Zeppelin

Term used to describe clothing worn by grossly obese people.

She: "I saw <censored> today"

He: "Oh yeah? Is she still buying her clothes at House of Zeppelin"?

by Eugene206 October 10, 2006

Led Zeppelin

The most over rated band ever.

Too overrated!!! sorry

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Led Zeppelin

English group formed in late 1968. The singer was a woman, the drummer a Neanderthal, the bass player a polite public school type and the guitarist a diminuitive figure with a penchant for plagiarism. They made a very succesful career by copying Jeff Beck, Robert Johnson and The Beatles Helter Skelter and attract Homer Simpson persona types as fans.

"Whoa, dude, Led Zeppelin are like, cosmic, man"

by BrianB70 May 13, 2006