Yooper Zeke

The ultimate cheeto munch man master (aka da pope)

“Yooper Zeke” is a BALLER

by MeSir August 3, 2020

Zeke

Zeke, there are no words to describe him. He is so understanding. He is very attractive, nice, and will always make you laugh. He's always there to talk. Once you get to know him you will find out how amazing he is. He makes you smile when you never thought you would again. Plus he's the best boy friend ever. Just looking into his eyes will make your day. His eyes are blue, and sparkly, you will get lost in them. And his smile, his smile is just perfect. When he smiles it makes you smile. He's so goofy :) And his freckles, just look so cute on him.

When Zeke made eye contact with me i began to smile.

by 420_cats.xxx January 14, 2020

Zekey Mercedes

a pretty ass boy who drops more snippets then actual songs but is still fire

Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?

Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire

by Ferarrisarefun September 10, 2020

zeko

the sexiest guy alive without a doubt, he has the largest cock in the world. and don't mess with him, he'll fuck you and your whole family up. basically, he's the perfect guy in the world, and not to mention that he fucked john cena's mom. zeko's cum is passionate, it has good taste, and a nice color. zeko's built different, his sperm color is rainbow, not white. and he fucked a guy's mom named taha. taha then commited suicide after knowing zeko fucked his mom. in conclusion, do not fuck with zeko.

random kid: omg! is that zeko? guys run! he'll fuck your moms if you don't!

by pussyeater442 January 6, 2021

Zeeko

A real nigga that get all the big bitches

“Man I’m lame asl, I wish I was zeeko”

by Donzeeko November 18, 2018

zeke

the coolest person in the universe, god like.

zeke sooooooooooooo ssexy

by not zeke ducharme September 30, 2019

Zeke-onomics

Economic theory that states lost wealth and missed financial opportunities will magically reappear at the end of ones career. Taken from Reaganomics where wealth trickles down from the top, zeke-onomics drizzles toward the rear.

1: "Sorry you didn't get that step raise ole chap, you'll make it up in the end."
2: "Thats some bullshit zeke-onomics"

by John Wesley February 11, 2008