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Adjective used to describe a lack of brain activity in someone’s thoughts and actions.
Ted: “Diet Coke is far better and healthier than water!”
James: “You’re zapped as fuck.”
Zapped by heisenword April 28, 2024
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word to describe people who have taken one too many zaps and is looking like Zappy.
"Holy shit! Menery is ZAPPED rn!"
zapped by bobzaps.com March 3, 2025

crap-zapped 

Body is totally overloaded and at it's breaking point.
I can't believe how fuckin crap-zapped I am. Why the fuck me!
crap-zapped by Chaos December 26, 2003

Yap Zapper 

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.
Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?
Yap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Yapper Zapper 

A humane and highly effective stun-gun type of instrument that’s used to silence the highly annoying yapper next door who is the bane of your otherwise quiet existence.
I got myself a Yapper Zapper and was pleased to see that it gently ushers any yappy dog into a sudden and prolonged nap that is pleasurable both to the dog as well as to the entire neighborhood!
An mind-blowing line of cocaine.
Bro, Brian lined out some zappers, and had me spun for like, two days!
Zapper by Jesussancho November 16, 2018