Zander is a sexy beast. Has a long shlong, not from Hong Kong. He’s tough in front of da boys, but put a Ginger in front of him, and you’ll say “who tf is dis?”. Everyone should get themselves a Zander.
by 6SABKILLA9 October 27, 2019
zanders normally play video games but still like to play sports basketball and football zander’s are so cute and funny and smart if u find yourself a zander keep him
by funnyperson101 November 6, 2018
by qwertyuiopoasdfghjklZxcvbnm, February 16, 2009
Although Zanders may give off the vibe of a stoic person at first, once you get to know one you will realize he is a sweet and intelligent person. A Zander will listen to your problems while also being completely honest with you. They have an interesting sense of humor and a loving personality, also being amazingly gentle with you in a romantic sense. He's highly appreciative of your company and the presents you give him. He is also is willing to play video games and listen to music with you. Overall he's a great person to have as company and as a partner. :)
His cock is also ginormous.
His cock is also ginormous.
by dinosaurs100 November 21, 2019
by KingChickenNugget May 21, 2018
by Ass Cunt December 1, 2006
An incredibly awesome boyfriend to the luckiest girl in the world. Someone that I've dated since the eighth grade and we're now seniors in high school. There's much more to say about him but then you'd fall for him too. Pretty much, no matter how many dumb bitches try to come in between us, we'll never break up. I could fall in love with this kind of guy.
A.R.- I wish I could date Zander, let me try to steal him from Marilyn.
M.M.- HA good luck dumb bitch.
A.R.- K, I guess I'll just fuck his best friend.
M.M.- HA good luck dumb bitch.
A.R.- K, I guess I'll just fuck his best friend.
by zamanderlyn September 17, 2011