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zander douglas

One trampy mother fucker ,will steal ur shit and ur pet fish,his nickname is duggy,he will knock out ur wee brother ,he smells of shit and piss and baths in the almond xoxo
mate just robbed a wean bike ,wise words from zander Douglas
by Small NB February 6, 2018
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Zander

P1 how do you spell your name?
P2 Zander
P1 I Thought it was spelled, Xander
P2 NO IT IS SPELLED ZANDER YOU FOOL I HATE YOU GO DIE!!!!!!!
P1 Woah dude chill
by The True Nugget Lord January 31, 2020
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Zolderen

Verb
The act of performing sexual activities in an attic, mostly at parties. Zolder is Dutch for attic, the word has Dutch origins.
They went zolderen.
by lexyflexy February 9, 2015
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Omg Zander call me 🤪
by lavai February 5, 2021
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Zander

The most amazing guy in the world. He's sweet, funny, listens to you, and is a loveable person. He has gorgeous hair and beautiful eyes. Zander has a beautiful personality too. He's also the most amazing boyfriend. If you ever get in a relationship (friend or boyfriend and girlfriend wise) with a Zander, don't ruin it.
Girl 1- Look at Zander! He looks hot today.
Girl 2- *walks up* Back off he's taken.
by OoferGang13 January 2, 2019
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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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Zander

Zander is a basic funny and douchey guy. Although he's a jerk, if you get to know him he's actually very sweet and caring. He seems as confident as people can get but deep down he has some insecurities he likes to hide.
"Oh my god Zander was so annoying today."
"You gotta love him though."
"True."
by onefruitfulbastard November 25, 2018
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