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zebras orchestrating my fruity genitals :) if you catch my drift
by creepy mexican August 3, 2010
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ZOMFG

Said as 'OH MY FUCKING GOD' but the Z is silent ... This is due to the fact that OMFG was supposed to be typed, but the typer has held down the SHIFT button as well as hitting the Z button which is next to it by accident.

It is now so popular that ppl will type ZOMG on purpose for the 1337 factor :)
Jase: ZOMFG! did u see that!?
Daniel: yer man .. pwned it
by JiNX_jase September 16, 2010
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May also be defined as "Zombie, Oh My Fucking God!". Used as an expression of astonishment and fear when you spot a zombie and get terrified by what you see (the undead walking in the streets is not a pleasant discovery). May also be used as an expression of a feeling similar to the one you would get by the awesomeness, astonishment and fear you would get if you saw a zombie (more usual on a daily basis).
Ex. 1: Theoretically correct use:
Fred: *spotting a zombie* "ZOMFG!"
Ted: "Where is my freaking shotgun when I need it?!"
Jade: "Run for your fucking lives!" *screaming and running*

Ex. 2: Used as a expression:
Fred: "Zomfg! Check out that monster truck!"
Ted: "Wow, that's cool!"
Jade: "I think it's kinda scary ..."
by AtotheZ April 3, 2009
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ZOMFG

Zombies On My Mother Fucking Gorilliaa!!!!!!!
ZOMFG get off!!!
ZOMFG piratsssss!!!!!!
ZOMGZOMFGZOFGM!!!
by seaniscollieo May 22, 2008
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ZOMFG

"ZOMFG" is like "OMG" and OMFG" except it means "Zombie Oh My Fucking God!"
"Hey, I got the new game Skyrim!"
"ZOMFG!! Epic!"
by LOLsumBunny! November 19, 2011
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zomfgroflmfao

A combination of zomfg and roflmfao. The z originated from accidentally pressing z instead of shift. After that, it stands for "Oh my fucking God rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off"
This word was invented by me, The Scyphozoa of CoD, and ggganz of civfanatics. I have never seen anyone but me use it.
Usually spelled in all caps. Rarely would you use z0mfgr0flm40 (it's 1337 equivalent).
ZOMFGROFLMFAO!11!!11!!eleven!!11!!!1 Ur t3h t0tl 1337-h4x0r wid pwn4g3!!1 T3h sup3r 4w350m3 d00dz!!11!1
W0000000000000t!!!11!1
by The Scyphozoa January 6, 2008
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ZomfgRofl

Oh Myz F**king god (im) rolling on (the) floor laughing! a word used only to describe the funniest of moments whilst texting.
ZOMFGROFL i just crapped...
by 3idiotfriends October 14, 2009
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