Zionist
"Did you watch the Pelican's game last night? All of the zionists were celebrating after his triple-double."
Zionist by realballer22 April 30, 2024
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Zionist
Zionist = Someone who believes that Jews have the same rights as everyone else to self-determine.
Anti-Zionist = Someone who believes that Jews do not have the same rights as everyone else to self-determine.
Anti-Semitic = Someone who is against Semites, but by the usual definition Jews.
If this definition of Anti-Zionism dose not fit you and you consider yourself an Anti-Zionist, you are probably not actually an Anti-Zionist.
Anti-Zionist = Someone who believes that Jews do not have the same rights as everyone else to self-determine.
Anti-Semitic = Someone who is against Semites, but by the usual definition Jews.
If this definition of Anti-Zionism dose not fit you and you consider yourself an Anti-Zionist, you are probably not actually an Anti-Zionist.
Zionist: I think Jews can self determine the the place they were kicked out of in 70 CE just like all other ethnic and religious groups.
Anti-Zionist: I think Jews don't have that right.
Anti-Semite: I really hate Jews
Anti-Zionist: I think Jews don't have that right.
Anti-Semite: I really hate Jews
Zionist by person@person May 20, 2025
Zionist
Anyone who buys into the nonsensical idea of zionism; literally 'Jewish Nationalism', the belief that all jews in all places and at all times belong to one unified national group (one 'people'), with the official state of that nation being the State of Israel - Zionism is the subordination of the jewish religious identity (Judaism as a religion) and the jewish cultural identity under a Jewish nationalist identity and attempts to project that national identity onto all jews regardless of whether they want it or not - it also means the rejections of any possible Israeli national identity, as there can only be one jewish national identity, 'the jews' (all jews).
Same equivalent idea as Christian nationalism, or the Islamic State caliphate (which attempted to claim to be the official and authoritative state of all muslims), except more normalized and more widely tolerated by western societies.
According to Zionist interpretation anyone attempting to claim zionism or the Jewish state of Israel as illegitimate or calling for the end of zionism or the end of Israel as a 'Jewish' state (in practice an illiberal, supremacist, apartheid state) is regarded as espousing antisemitic beliefs; This is why there is so much confusion and seemingly inconsistent or apparently false claims of antisemitism (because of 2 different mainstream interpretations; an original interpretation of antisemitism, and a new Zionist interpretation which attempts to shield criticism of Jewish nationalism)
Same equivalent idea as Christian nationalism, or the Islamic State caliphate (which attempted to claim to be the official and authoritative state of all muslims), except more normalized and more widely tolerated by western societies.
According to Zionist interpretation anyone attempting to claim zionism or the Jewish state of Israel as illegitimate or calling for the end of zionism or the end of Israel as a 'Jewish' state (in practice an illiberal, supremacist, apartheid state) is regarded as espousing antisemitic beliefs; This is why there is so much confusion and seemingly inconsistent or apparently false claims of antisemitism (because of 2 different mainstream interpretations; an original interpretation of antisemitism, and a new Zionist interpretation which attempts to shield criticism of Jewish nationalism)
'I had so much fun on my free Birthright trip to Israel this summer! Am Yisrael Chai! I think I'm going to leave my charmed life in Maryland and go live in a cheap US govt-subsidized settlement in Samaria' response Woah are you seriously a zionist?
'Israel had no choice but to bomb that hospital with everyone inside it! the IDF said there was a secret Hamas terrorist command center underneath it!' response are you kidding me?! only a brainwashed lemming or a zionist would believe such obvious IDF lies
referring to a literal and obvious genocide 'They shouldn't have picked a fight they couldn't win' response Get out of my car you fkng Zionist, we're done!
'Israel had no choice but to bomb that hospital with everyone inside it! the IDF said there was a secret Hamas terrorist command center underneath it!' response are you kidding me?! only a brainwashed lemming or a zionist would believe such obvious IDF lies
referring to a literal and obvious genocide 'They shouldn't have picked a fight they couldn't win' response Get out of my car you fkng Zionist, we're done!
Zionist by Christmas29 May 24, 2025
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Zionist propaganda by Factoid12342023 January 25, 2024
Grammar Zionist
Similar to a Grammar Nazi but a bit dumber.
Someone who tries to correct other people's speech, grammar, punctuation, etc. incorrectly.
Someone who tries to correct other people's speech, grammar, punctuation, etc. incorrectly.
randomdude123: lmao dude they're the best.
Grammar Zionist: their*, lol
randomdude123: umm that's wrong? haha
Grammar Zionist: their*, lol
randomdude123: umm that's wrong? haha
Grammar Zionist by SillyCreature January 28, 2024
anti-zionist
Someone who doesn’t know the definition of zionism, or knows the correct definition and just hates Jewish people. This word is synonymous with the term “antisemite” and is often used in its place as an attempt to disguise one’s antisemitism.
Zionism is the belief that Jewish people have the right to self-determination in their indigenous land of Israel.
An anti-zionist is someone who opposes Israel and the Jewish people’s right to exist, often times advocating for the complete destruction of the state of Israel and the genocide of the Jewish people.
Most anti-zionists support the terrorist organization Hamas, who’s charter explicitly states that they will not stop committing terrorist attacks until Israel and the Jewish people are either killed, sent back to the countries they came to Israel to escape genocide from, or convert to Islam. They say that the only way they could ever live peacefully with the Jewish people is through Jihadism, meaning they must convert or die.
Zionism is the belief that Jewish people have the right to self-determination in their indigenous land of Israel.
An anti-zionist is someone who opposes Israel and the Jewish people’s right to exist, often times advocating for the complete destruction of the state of Israel and the genocide of the Jewish people.
Most anti-zionists support the terrorist organization Hamas, who’s charter explicitly states that they will not stop committing terrorist attacks until Israel and the Jewish people are either killed, sent back to the countries they came to Israel to escape genocide from, or convert to Islam. They say that the only way they could ever live peacefully with the Jewish people is through Jihadism, meaning they must convert or die.
anti-zionist by panic! at the phandom pilots March 12, 2024