Yusuke

Yusuke: "A sex idol popular among the crustacean race. First appearing in strip bars under the sea around 1860 his thin physique and mischievous manor alongside his never- ending supply of energy quickly made him rise in popularity in both good ways and bad. His rise to fame had lasted for 3 years until a man by the name of Ren Amamiya in 1869 ra ped Yusuke and brutally vibe checked him. Yusuke passed away on November 3rd, 1869 only lasting 3 days into No Nut November."

Ren: WHOs that hot boomer over there
Ryuji: it’s Yusuke stfu

by Open your door November 5, 2019

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Operating under alternative codenames like Julio, Perverted old man, and Walking penis wrinkle, the Yusuke is a cross between a yugioh playing card and an abused pokemon. The Yusuke has a peculiar affinity for sticking it's peers into random video games. The Yusuke resembles the tomonori in a couple ways, but mainly differentiates itself because it maintains what looks like a functioning brain. Yusukes never make any sense, ever, so don't try to decipher wat they say, just go on.

Person : Damn perverted old man.
Yusuke : shut up! .... what?
Person : you dropped your trading card...Julio.
Yusuke : shut up! ... thanks.
Person : Let me steal your lunch.
Yusuke : shut up charmander!

by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx January 13, 2009

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