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T-Bag Your Grandma 

A glorious song that should be viewed as the fucking bible.
Did ya listen to "T-Bag Your Grandma"? I followed its' guidance and T-bagged her.
T-Bag Your Grandma by CorbynBigFan September 26, 2019

Your Grandpap a Trap 

Your Grandpap a Trap is the worst insult that overpowers even your mom gay, your dad lesbian, and your granny tranny combined! Only use in dire situations because if it is used, the insulted will die on the spot
John: Your mom gay lol!
Fredrick: Your grandpap a trap.
John: Nooooo! (Dies)

I Am Your Grandma 

When something is really weird and terrifying and traumatizing in a way you can't forget. Extra points if it involves freaking out younger family members. Based on the crazy youtube video.
That murder scene in the movie was really I Am Your Grandma.

Q: Man! Why did you just run naked through that elementary school?
A: I Am Your Grandma.
I Am Your Grandma by kafaboy June 9, 2011

Watering your grandma’s garden 

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma 

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)

teach your grandfather to fuck 

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.
He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.