by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019
to "bob" someone (like your uncle), which means completely owning or sweeping them off their feet, or in explicit way attacking them with, bitch-slapping him (or clench his face inbetween) a nice pair of bobs. This term is used mostly by indian people, referring to boobs as part of the joke.
The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.
The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.
This godlike plan completely bobs your uncle and everyone else
"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"
"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"
by Dv115 April 16, 2019
same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse
bob's your monkhouse!
by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008
You find out your uncle bob actually had a sex change
Therefore, Bobs your aunt... with balls.... Maybe
Therefore, Bobs your aunt... with balls.... Maybe
by BlackMamber January 22, 2011
by Hashi_Akuma November 08, 2022
A homer fan who frequents a rival sports team's fan site (e.g. orangemane.com), and who:
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.
1. Spreads optimistic lies about his own team even though the obvious evidence of massive failure has been cascading down around him and his team for decades;
2. Lives in his mother's basement (even though she lives in a trailer),
3. Has never held a steady job, unless you count buying and selling Star Wars memorabilia on eBay a steady job,
4. Has never, ever kissed a girl he isn't related to and likely never will.
You're moving to Kansas City? Dude, there nothing more pathetic than that. That's totally Bob's Your Information Minister.
by CB jeebee September 10, 2008
A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".
Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.
by omgiwillpwnu September 15, 2008