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IF! you know what i mean 

an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not
Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean

if you know what i mean 

When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.
You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.

if you know what I mean 

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.
-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!

if you know what i mean 

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.
"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."

if you know what I mean 

a phrase; which can be added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty
Hey, wanna come over for a pizza, if you know what I mean. ;-)