More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
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That bitch gave me a Yosemite Sam last night and said, "that's for giving me a dirty sanchez two weeks ago.
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