front seat yoga 

The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.

Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??

front seat yoga by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017

scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.

She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.

scubba yoga pants by Snowplower March 24, 2017

Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

Sex Yoga by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

Street Yoga 

When a person is thrown from any moving vehicle, but usually a motorcycle, and proceeds to tumble like a ragdoll down the road. Can also be used when talking about bicycle or skateboard accidents.

Buddy was splitting traffic at a 100 mph, when he hit a car and... STREET YOGA!

Street Yoga by Tooncez April 2, 2024

Street yoga 

When a person is thrown from a moving vehicle, usually a motorcycle, and is hurled down the street failing and twisting like a ragdoll. Can also refer to bicycle or skateboard accidents as well.

Buddy was splitting traffic at 100mph, hit a car and did street yoga for two blocks.

Street yoga by Tooncez April 2, 2024

sick yoga feet 

The what? The Rats!

The Food water.

So

So?

What a So

Yeah

The definition is having really really really skinny legs
and then when the food is together with the leg there’s water inside like

then when you stand like this, you stand like this

no that’s it thank you

He really had some nasty “Yoga Feet”

I went to yoga this morning and I thought I was gonna have the most peaceful hour of lent life which i needed
and when i entered the room ai saw two bobbly wobbly doubly “sick yoga feet”
and it turned my world upside down.

sick yoga feet by Rockette Morton June 23, 2024

Street yoga

Also known as the Fentanyl fold.

Downtown they hold street yoga sessions for the homeless and any other opiated addicted fold monsters that want to join! Helps if you collect a bag of fenty prior to your session for extended street stretches ' street yoga'

Street yoga by B blip November 4, 2025