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Yeeting and skeeting

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.
Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting
by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018
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yeeting

a code word many people use online to discuss self-harm without being banned from the platform. It's also used often when someone isn't comfortable saying "self-harm"
Yeeter: "I haven't yeeted in 3 weeks! I'm so proud of myself"
Therapist/friend/family member: "that's great! I see your yeeting behaviour has decreased and your yeets are healing well :)"
by sienpen March 19, 2021
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Yetinous

After walking thru my local town centre today, teeming with large obese people, I spied an absolute huge specimen of the female kind, not unlike a Yeti in size and stature.

I wondered how to describe this giant being of Yeti like proportions and concluded that some one yetinous is a person, so obese and huge they are like the legendary Yeti.

And smell just as bad! can also apply this to males as well.
'Look at that yetinous bitch, I bet she can't keep her head out of the fridge.'
by Freshmans November 19, 2007
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yexting

to yell through text message
Stop yexting me!

All she did was yext me all day.
by LDOG87 December 16, 2009
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Yeeting bird

Extremely loud sounds, also very annoying
You are louder than the yeeting bird!
Shut up!
by Sk8girl87 October 31, 2018
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Yerting a Gerk

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.
Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"
by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018
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Yexting

When your yearning for a text, then when you finally get it and you refuse to open it until you quit being a bitch.
Bruh 1: "Dude she hasn't texted me back in like an hour :c"
*receives text from said female*
Bruh 1: *looks at phone*
Bruh 1: *picks up phone but doesn't open message*
Bruh 2 : "Bruh! Quit being a bitch and yexting, open that shit!"
by Shit Of The Stain September 15, 2019
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