Yesterday Me

The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Example 1

I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.

Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!

by B0hem May 18, 2010

Yesterdays Dick

Yesterday's Dick: The term is used when you engage in two sexual acts one after another, but on seperate days. For example engaging in intercourse friday, not showering, and recieving a blowjob on saturday morning.

Girlfriend: Ew, what is that flavour?!
You: Yesterdays dick, baby.

by Cutler & Curtis corp. April 18, 2010

so yesterday

Something which was once popular, until it went uber-mainstream, and has now become passé

Grunge is so yesterday, get over it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Heroines of Yesterday

Part of speech: Noun. An all-girl punk band from Memphis, TN formerly known as Heroine. Heroines of Yesterday is a femme-powered band, working to fight against negative female stereotypes in the rock music industry. Also, their music kicks some serious ass. Members: Frontwoman -Kaci McAnally, Lead guitarist - Maggie Ferrell, Bassist - Alexis Russell, Drummer - Tori Zehner.

Listening to Heroines of Yesterday makes my life better.

by Saxon Silus July 17, 2010

Yesterday's B.O.

When a persons foul-smelling body odour (B.O.) has aquired a stale musk, as if the person has smelled bad for a considerable amount of time and/or hasn't washed for several weeks.

Aw man, this alcoholic stinks like yesterday's B.O. It's making me gag.

by lauren's awesome words April 26, 2011

Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.

Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You

by Heroic Ling Ling November 25, 2004

Yesterday teens

These are kids that typically are being rude

So the adults are like. are you a yesterday teens?

by 459395 February 01, 2022