5 year rule

A rule that says a couple should not have kids within the first 5 years of their relationship or marriage.
Damien: I love our kids, but they are too much trouble

Tasha: I know, it's hard work

Damien: We should've followed the 5 year rule, and not have them very early in our marriage

Tasha: Agreed
by chanceplan314 October 11, 2024
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5 years old

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old
by Nick1245 August 11, 2023
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5 year olds

Spoiled brats who believe anything and everything.
They want everything and eat anything
Kindergarten teachers: Why?!
5 year olds: what?
by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023
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5 year old

Literally the newest insult people use now adays- I fucking hate it
5 year old!
How dare you
by Ilikebeefjerkey February 17, 2024
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Year 5

Annoying little shit that thinks they are all grown up because they are in middle school. They think they are the best creations ever and that they understand everything and know everything. They are so annoying and if you are in year 5 reading this, then get off urban dictionary because it is not really appropriate.
My friend: did you see that annoying little year 5?
Me: Omg yeah, they were ab as tall as my knee. Ugh they are soo annoying.
by violetisfruity June 16, 2021
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