ya mum

also candice

what else

ya mum is ya mum also

"joemama"

"ur mom"

"your mom"

"adult"

by someone else thats not u fan October 06, 2021

ya mum

ya mum is the answer to every question

tom:your a dick
jim:so is ya mum

by oj March 14, 2005

Ya mum

Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum.

(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)

e.g

Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.

or

Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.

or

Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!

by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006

ya mum

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

by ya mum October 14, 2003

ya mum

this is a sensitive call, if you say it to the wrong person, you can die. alright?!? ALRIGHT?!?!?!

"oi shut up"
"ya mum"
...
"MAMUMSDEAD!!!"

by sickmad beast February 23, 2010

ya mum

The woman that is my girlfriend.

Me and ya mum are going to look at some walruses at the zoo.

by Bowen Zhu May 12, 2008

ya mum

Ya Mum is a good pay out and makes people go SILENT

Ben- Ur Gay
Billy- Ya Mums Gay

1- Go away u Homo
2- Thats not what ya Mum said

Ben - Where were u last night
Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock!
Ben - WHAT!

1- Dont pay ot me Mum
2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it!

by funny one here September 20, 2007