you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008

you should smile more

A phrase spoken by a man to a woman when he wants to be punched in the face.

Man 1. I can't believe she punched me in the face! My nose is bleeding.
Man 2. What did you say to her?
Man 1. Nothing! I just said you should smile more.
Man 2. Dumbass--that's code for "punch me in the face, please."

by espressoninja June 1, 2021

you should've went to shiratorizawa

A quote from Ushijima (Ushi Gushy), the farmer man. Oikawa disagrees strongly

Example 1:

Ushijima: Oikawa, you should've went to shiratorizawa.
Oikawa: f^CK NO

Example 2:

Person: Oikawa should've went to shiratorizawa if he wanted to go to nationals.
Me: i meannn... do you think he looks good in purple? (fnaf 101-)
Person: Fuckin Simp-
Me: yeah... i know

by Oikawa.Is.Flat.Asf.But.He.Cool December 14, 2020

you should die

people suck

You should die you fag

by ihatepeople - _ - January 24, 2018

you should bone him/her

a reply to whenever someone says someone is attractive.

"hey that supermodel is pretty hot"

"you should bone her"

by John Sim August 4, 2004

you should smile more

A coded phrase with origins in the work place to reject someone when no legitimate reason can be found.

“Thank you Tim this concludes your performance review. However, we’ve decided not to proceed with promotion at this time.”
“Oh, ok. Can I ask why.”
“I want to feel you’re a part of this team. Tell you what, you should smile more, it’ll help you project yourself.”

by Anonimuchinternestu June 8, 2018

you should slide

You should be a prostitute. It means you’re hot and probably good at sex.

Greg: Dude, look at Amanda. She’s so hot.

Fred: Hey Amanda, you should slide!

by RobDawg October 16, 2017