Whatever fucks your wife 

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" or "to each his own," said upon learning another individual's tastes or preferences, implying mild surprise nested within an unwavering ambivalence.

Marissa: "I really love Buffy: the Vampire Slayer"
Eric: "Whatever fucks your wife...."

Mike: "She said that she'd date that creep if he wasn't her roommate."
Tony: "Eh, whatever fucks your wife, man."

Whatever fucks your wife by Orionthesnake March 18, 2010

Tied to your wife's apron strings 

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

Tied to your wife's apron strings by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

National help your wife around the house day

December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)

Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!

National help your wife around the house day by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017

trust me with your life not with your wife 

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife

trust me with your life not with your wife by rocky66 March 31, 2017

National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day 

When you married to a bitch but every year somebody else got have sex with her.

I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.

National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019

I fucked your Wife last night 

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.

Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.

I fucked your Wife last night by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022

Kick Your Wife Day 

this is for you, Grace.

Ever want to kick your wife? Now you can on April 20th, Kick Your Wife Day!

Kick Your Wife Day by coronaverus May 7, 2020