I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007

Your absolutely right

1. What 'you're absolutely right' looks like when you say it sarcastically to someone who's probably giving you advise you've probably heard (and ignored) multiple times before, or they just don't know what they're talking about.

2. Your idea of what's right. Your ideology. Your NORMVL.

3. Derived from /you're absolutely right/, just without the apostrophe and the 'e', which turns it into "your", which suggests ownership, so 'Your' idea of what's 'absolutely right'. "My absolutely right".

Dude 1: Bru I think if you made just one trap song, just one, I promise people will really mess with your stuff.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Damn, your absolutely right Dude 1!

by Lwansta May 21, 2018

Hold your neck right

It is the position in which a woman holds her neck (I.e. 45 degree angle)

Girl, you can get it if you hold your neck right

by Ol Dude388 October 14, 2018

play your cards right

watching what you say or do in order to get what you want or “win” something

she might like you if you play your cards right

if you play your cards right you might be able to convince them

by soupppuddle January 2, 2022

cuz your cool right

A sarcastic phrase used by teenagers in Skokie, Illinois that make them look like jackasses.

"Ali, cuz your cool right!", cried out Kenny, as everybody in the park laughed.

by Arbreezy July 26, 2005

right your mother right

It's totally fucking wrong, you idiot.

--Yes, Chinese virus is right.
--Right your mother right.

by zirc March 17, 2020

Your other right

A phrase said to a moron who does not know their right from their left.

I told Johnny to raise his right hand so he could be sworn in to testify in court. Johnny raises his left and I tell him your other right.

by nottheguywhocarriesthepebble September 3, 2013