*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straight mug."Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)
THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED
*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*
Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH
*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)
58 minutes later
*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*
*Continues to slam tanjiro*
Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*
Stop what am I making 💀💀💀
*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*
Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH
*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)
58 minutes later
*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*
*Continues to slam tanjiro*
Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*
Stop what am I making 💀💀💀
by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023
Get the Tanjiro you're so straight-up mug.When the woman is letting the man know that it is time to talk. Chill conversation. Hopes he sees clearly that this issue is not for the better of the both of them to drag all this IM, PC, mess into it.
If he knows what he would like to say. The best advice she can give is to just say it.
If he knows what he would like to say. The best advice she can give is to just say it.
Look at what is going on in the center of our nation. How long are you going to wait to say what it really is you need to obviously say? Straight Forward With You!
I would like to see you tonight!
Me and You Mono E mono! Straight Forward With You! No more walking past like ghosts from the past that is haunting. It is what it is and we are who we are. Be @ the BA if your Game to chill out and actually speak this time.
What I would say is then, you were the LOML. But, you were not really who is now and I'm not really now who I was then. Does that make any sense to you?
Now, IDK how to even say or play that card with you.
Would you like to talk? So I'm simply being Straight Forward With You Jon!
I would like to see you tonight!
Me and You Mono E mono! Straight Forward With You! No more walking past like ghosts from the past that is haunting. It is what it is and we are who we are. Be @ the BA if your Game to chill out and actually speak this time.
What I would say is then, you were the LOML. But, you were not really who is now and I'm not really now who I was then. Does that make any sense to you?
Now, IDK how to even say or play that card with you.
Would you like to talk? So I'm simply being Straight Forward With You Jon!
by Fr))0MK2J May 22, 2010
Get the Straight Forward With You! mug.What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.
Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!
by QuacksO June 13, 2019
Get the Adair you to keep a straight face mug.Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.
by Uncle Duke October 22, 2009
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