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A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
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you don't say!!

literally speaking it is just another way of saying a very commonly and aptly used phrase "NO SHIT". it is when stating the blatant obvious and saying it as if it was just thought of on the spot. It is used to show distaste in a rather sarcastic and underhanded way and if said properly can be funny to no ends.

a master of this would be Christoffer!!
person 1- sir i dont think the bomb exploded
Person 2- what gave that away, the lack of noise? or the lack of mushroom? or the lack of the afterwave?
person3- it was the no mushroom for me.
person4- you don't say!!!

at an airport gate waiting to be let into the flight
Person 1- so dude we are going on gate number 15 rite?
person 2- oh yeah so lets join the queue for gate 15.
after reaching the near end of the line
person 3- i think we have reached our gate
person 1 and 2- You don't say!!
by ronnie1234 November 6, 2010
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You don’t know nothing bout this

A phrase used by older people when a younger person shows admiration for something from said old persons era. Commonly used in jest
Grandson: *puts on ray Charles*
Grandmother: oh baby You don’t know nothing bout this!
by Therealrealrealll September 29, 2018
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You don't know about me

A vague and mysterious phrase to suggest people don't know something about your character which you have kept a close secret. Just like hiding something in the closet.
Andrew shouted loudly and repeatedly 'You don't know about me! You don't know about me!'
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You don't even know

When explaining something, but it would make no sense to anyone else that hears it. So at the end of the story you add YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
"We were so high we licked the floor, like.... you don't even know."
by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005
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YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

The phrase is used either when one person doesn't want to do what another person tells them to do or someone sets something/someone on fire. Now it is usually adapted to make more sense in a conversation or when giving a girl a Charizard.
Ash: Charizard, use Fire Blast!
Charizard: (burns Ash) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!

Rapist: It's raping time!
Rapee: (Kicks rapist in the balls) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO RAPE ME!
by BAHBP73 October 6, 2011
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You Don't Tell Me

To dismiss someone else's statement that either corrects, or nullifies your previous statement.
"I'm not sure we're going the right way."
"Hey! You don't tell me!"
by Zias Noxid April 6, 2009
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