x-box

The device that Bill Gates will use to gain troops to help him achieve the status of being the Anti-Christ.

You see, in every X-Box, there is a secret timer that is set for a specific date and time, and at that specific time, all people who are playing X-Box will see a screen that will convert them to be Gates' minions. They will be the first warriors that Gates will have, but he will soon gain more.

Person 1: I got a X-Box!
Person 2: Don't play it!!! You will become part of Bill Gates' plan to take over the world!
Person 1: Oh...Mom, take me back to Best Buy, I need to return my X-Box!!

by Bryan June 07, 2005

x box

Another way to say your ex girlfriend.

My x box bought me an x box. Or- My x box is a crazy bitch who fucks persian dudes in the bathroom at nightclubs.

by The Rodeo Clown October 22, 2009

x box

A chunky but monsterous console. Not for poeople with short stumpy fingers as they cannot reach the buttons on the controller.

D00d im too wasted to operate heavy machinery.

by 3dgecrusher July 20, 2003

x-box

Best gaming console ever. People who make fun of it are just jealous fucks because they don't have one. Either that or the controller is just bigger than their dinky penises.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I just got an x-box and it's pretty awesome."

Guy 2: "That thing's fucking gay. The controller is too big and it reminds me of my 3 inch."

by Mizz Oni January 31, 2005

X-Boxed In

What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.

"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."

by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 09, 2004

X-Box

An X-Box is an ex girlfriend...because her box is no longer yours for the taking

My X-Box is being such a bitch...

by Jo Blow From Idaho September 14, 2006