God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.
by thegreatwhitehype January 04, 2004
#1: Dude, you heard that story about a guy who shot at an X-Box with a gun and the X-box didn't even get a scratch?
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.
#2: Cool. Now I know what mine's gonne be used for.
by Guigui January 22, 2004
The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.
Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."
Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
by PeaTearGriffin097 February 16, 2005
A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.
I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.
by MadAtTheWorld June 04, 2006
A Video Game Console with only one exclusive game worth buying(Chronicles of Riddick)(KOTOR is on PC, Tom Clancy games have gone to PS2 with added features). Which has gone toward funding the already world's richest man Bill Gates. It's also a large object that can be dropped from American planes on to Iraq if we're lucky enough to have planes that strong. Also made as a home for the homeless with a plutonium core, a good way to start a campfire(it catches on fire faster than matches), and a largly, foolishly profited organization.
by Sith September 17, 2004
Game console for losers who either can't afford a computer, or don't have enough common sense to buy one.
by Possessed Merkin January 09, 2005
A decent gaming system that has its ups and downs.
The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300.
The reason most people hate it is because
A. it's made by Microsoft
B. it's huge
C. the games they played must have sucked
Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm?
The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug.
So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.
The X-Box is large, bulky, and has a huge controller, but that's beside the point. There are a few good games on it, such as Halo or Counter-strike. These games are out for the PC but need a $2000 machine to run, the X-Box costs only $100-300.
The reason most people hate it is because
A. it's made by Microsoft
B. it's huge
C. the games they played must have sucked
Just because its made by Microsoft doesn't automatically mean it sucks. Halo was made by Microsoft, and look how it's doing, hmm?
The controller is an exact duplicate of the PS2 controller, just substitute the Black and White buttons for L2 and R2. Hell you could probably play the X-Box with a PS2 controller if it had the right plug.
So, in closing, I think that the X-Box is probably the only good thing made by Microsoft.
by MPseMp April 29, 2005