Winter Warmer

A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, to be inevitably dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy.

If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her ex-boyfriend can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.

Dylan: You're the perfect winter warmer
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I mean, we'll always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p

by Raxteri January 11, 2012

wyrmwind

A wyrmwind is a wind that comes from a dragon’s mouth. It is deadly to humans.

Dragapult used Max Wyrmwind to completely destroy its opponent, Pikachu.

by OfficialDictonaryHuman January 18, 2020

Winter Warmer

An individual (typically female) who unwittingly enters into a part-time relationship during the coldest season of the year, as drinking establishments close early and opportunities for casual sex become less available yet prohibitively more expensive, merely to satisfy someone's needs.

Distinctive pattern of a winter warmer:

- (Autumn equinox)
- Boy snares girl
- Boy invites girl to residence for sex
- (moment of climax)
- Boy turns on Sports News channel
- Girl gets bored and goes home
- Boy smiles
- (Spring equinox)
- Boy ends relationship, goes nightclubbing

by One Unintended January 7, 2012

Heat warmer

When you are having sex and you put your belly on there back or ass

I was at this Halloween party and I gave this girl a heat warmer

by Big jamo April 24, 2023

pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...

Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds November 9, 2004

feel like shit warmed up

Basically feeling like shit but worse. Used to describe a state of feeling exceptionally unwell.

Person 1: Hey how are you?
Person 2: Not good, feel like shit warmed up to be honest.
Person 1: Sorry to hear that!

by raphael-sorel October 19, 2013

Moscow Hand Warmer

When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.

Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.

by Chris the Arm Piss May 20, 2009