Wrinkled Beef Mitten

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

wrinkled soles

Wrinkled soles means when someone (preferably a female) scruches their toes which also wrinkles up their soles.This can also happen if someone is barefoot laying down flat on their stomach with their feet down this will also give the apearence. The term Wrinkled soles is expessialy common in the foot fetish community for those who enjoy the soles of feet.The soles can be wrinkled in any pose in which they are visible, including The Pose

That girl Bianca is so beautiful and her feet are so sexy. I'm gonna ask her if I can go to the beach with her some day, if she ends up agreeing I can record her sandy feet and wrinkled soles without her even knowing

by Pablotoofresh April 20, 2017

Winkies

Noun (plural). It means the sort of assholes who try to get their advert accepted as an Urban Dictionary definition. The sort of people who try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. These are the same sort of people who will attempt to get an unflattering description of someone accepted as a definition because that person has pissed them off and they are too weak or chicken shit to do anything else about it.

In short they are people who are weak, ineffectual and friendless, a failed evolutionary experiment that should be consigned to Mother Nature's rubbish dump. Incidentally the noun singular (Winky) is also the name given to a minutely small penis - says it all really.

"Some wankers are try to get a plug for their website on Urban Dictionary as a definition ."
"What a crowd of winkies!"

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Ripping a van winkle

To intend to take a short nap, but end up sleeping for a much longer period. Refers to the story of Rip Van Winkle who fell asleep for a hundred years.

I meant to take a quick nap before my next class but I ended up ripping a van winkle and missing my midterm.

by TheBleedingPen March 2, 2009

Winklejane

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a vagina.

Yo, baby girl. Trust me. You won't be disappointed. I've been known to Winklejane a boo all damn night.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011

Tittie Winks

When a girl flashes her breast's and wink's at A guy she is attracted to.

Chad found himself distracted at work yesterday cause Keirsten kept giving him Tittie Winks!

by SlopNChop October 1, 2016

Wrinkled Penny

Slang term for anus.

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.

by Dave September 27, 2004