wozzled

Incredibly drunk

I was absolutely wozzled last night.

by lashellum September 17, 2010

Wozzles

Posh British slang for 'worries'.

No wozzles darling, I'll get Daddy to arrange it.

by FistPump December 18, 2012

fuck-wozzle

A little dipshit that thinks they're bad when they aint

Thomas E the guy I went to school with is a fuck-wozzle

by zmw33 January 25, 2015

Wozzle Wank

When someone defecates onto a biscuit, then proceeds to ejaculate onto the same biscuit, before proceeding to smear it onto their face or consume it.

“Damian proceeded to wozzle wanked last night before passing out.”

“Giles left his wozzle wank on the side for all to see the next morning”

by OldFishBlower November 6, 2020

blozzle wozzle

Noun. blower Woman. A female who gives head or acts like a whore. outdated version of bozzle wozzle

She is a dirty. she is a blozzle wozzle

by Rhett Cannon aka young Ghost June 30, 2006

wozzle

acting retarded when your drunk

Man john is so wozzle tonight

by uncle toby muesli bar July 15, 2006

bozzle wozzle

Noun. Bopper Woman. A female who gives head or acts like a whore.

That bozzle wozzle just bopped me off!

by Rhett "Tha Ghost" Cannon April 20, 2006