A person who is experiencing an onset and unrealised state of inebriation in which impairment may being to dissolve their ability to spell, social awareness begins to dwindle in purgatory and the ability to climb fences becomes a full contact sport.
The waxy substance that drips off of eyelashes after you have eaten too many peaches. Often noticeable on people with high cholesterol. Makes the eyelashes seem bunched up or chunky.
Well...
I think one of my mates made this up, just to annoy me. I really hate being called this. Lol.
But basically it's like Wemo, (Wanna-be Emo) but goth.
So yeah a wanna-be goth. The end.
Me: OMG you sad little emo!
Random: Well at least I'm not a Wothic goth!