Fred was making me look bad at work by working too hard and being entirely too successful for his own good, so I gave him a free copy of World of Warcraft and a six months subscription. Mwahahaha!
by Getterix the Night Elf April 28, 2007
by a...person July 30, 2010
1. An online computer game in which you design your character either from the horde or the alliance then play to become level 60 which is the highest level.
2. An escape for most people from the toils of the real world offering them a sense of relaxation.
3. A friendship killer.
2. An escape for most people from the toils of the real world offering them a sense of relaxation.
3. A friendship killer.
1. "Dude...I'm gonna go play some World of Warcraft!"
2. "God I can't wait to get home from my shitty school and play some WoW."
3. "You never talk to me anymore because you are always on WoW."
"I don't give a fuck woman! Now stop bothering me while I am doing an instance!
2. "God I can't wait to get home from my shitty school and play some WoW."
3. "You never talk to me anymore because you are always on WoW."
"I don't give a fuck woman! Now stop bothering me while I am doing an instance!
by Crazy Pan August 13, 2006
WORLD OF WARCRAFT -
~guy on WoW~ ima gona head 2 goldshire now
(he see's a girl night elf dancing)
~guy on WoW whispers her~ i bet ur totally a guy
~girl on WoW~ umm, no im not...
~guy on WoW~ OMFG WUT? @#$%^$@!@ will u plz be my girlfriend i like u ur so hot
(lmao im a girl who played warcraft and i had this experience like 10 times!!!)
~guy on WoW~ ima gona head 2 goldshire now
(he see's a girl night elf dancing)
~guy on WoW whispers her~ i bet ur totally a guy
~girl on WoW~ umm, no im not...
~guy on WoW~ OMFG WUT? @#$%^$@!@ will u plz be my girlfriend i like u ur so hot
(lmao im a girl who played warcraft and i had this experience like 10 times!!!)
by someonewrotethisyeah. June 28, 2009
Normal Person: Hey man, I'm going to go apply for a job and hopefully raise enough money to go on a date with my girlfriend. Need anything while I'm out?
World of Warcraft Addict: Yeah, pick up some more hot pockets and mountain dew. I need some fuel for this raid I'm about to go on.
Normal Person: Will do. By the way, are you SURE you don't want to come with? I'll put in a good word for you. Maybe we could work together.
WoW Addict: Not now, I'm buffing my party members.
Normal Person: Alright... how about that jog I was planning for next week? Want to join me?
WoW Addict: What was that? Sorry, I really gotta focus here.
Normal Person: I'll just head out then...
*normal person steps out, leaving the WoW addict in the dark. alone.*
World of Warcraft Addict: Yeah, pick up some more hot pockets and mountain dew. I need some fuel for this raid I'm about to go on.
Normal Person: Will do. By the way, are you SURE you don't want to come with? I'll put in a good word for you. Maybe we could work together.
WoW Addict: Not now, I'm buffing my party members.
Normal Person: Alright... how about that jog I was planning for next week? Want to join me?
WoW Addict: What was that? Sorry, I really gotta focus here.
Normal Person: I'll just head out then...
*normal person steps out, leaving the WoW addict in the dark. alone.*
by SUPER MECHA CHRIST 2.0 BETA September 01, 2009
World of Warcraft is a dangerously addictive drug, possibly more addictive than nicotine. It alters your senses and your view of reality to the point where you no longer care about real life, not even enough to seek help. Infact, it makes you think you are someone else entirely. Like all drugs, World of Warcraft (know as WoW amongst dealers and users) is used in secret and abusers will never tell anyone they use it, except other users.
The plus side to 'WoW' is, although it is increbibly addictive and dangerous for your health....it will give you the longest, most epically enjoyable trip you will ever experience.
The plus side to 'WoW' is, although it is increbibly addictive and dangerous for your health....it will give you the longest, most epically enjoyable trip you will ever experience.
Bob: It's been a hard day at the office...I can't wait to unwind, enjoy a nice bath, eat some hot food and take some World of Warcraft!
by thehitcher03 April 08, 2009
A ridiculous place where nerds of all shapes and sizes come together and drain their lives about 8 hours a day. And about $16.15 a month. It kicks ass.
A_Girl_That_Plays_WoW: My lvl 60 Hunter, Onyxia keyed, MC equipped troll kicks your pussy Alliance ass.
I_Swing_the_Sword_to_See_If_its_magical: Holy fuck a girl!?!?!?!?1#24!$@$^!? OMG let's cyb0r!
A_Girl_That_Plays_WoW: ...Goddammit.
I_Swing_the_Sword_to_See_If_its_magical: Holy fuck a girl!?!?!?!?1#24!$@$^!? OMG let's cyb0r!
A_Girl_That_Plays_WoW: ...Goddammit.
by A Girl That Plays WoW July 05, 2005