dutch work out

Plain insanity

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!

by Radjin May 31, 2017

Internet work-out

To masturbate to internet porn

To engage in a "digital session"

1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!

Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!

2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.

Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead

by Team Ramrod member #3 April 29, 2009

didn't work out

An excuse that a guy makes when dumped by a girl, or a fat mans actions when confronted by a box of twinkies.

"What happened between you and whats her face?"
"It didn't work out like a fat man confronted with a box of twinkies."

by chris122790 May 21, 2007

pre-work out

Eating a lot of food before working out and burning it all off.

No man, I am doing my pre-work out!

by StrongerSkillz May 5, 2011

thigh work out

Doing extensive workouts and burning calories to firm or tighten thighs

She has great legs her thigh work out consist of sex 2 times a day almost every day

by Websters dickshunary August 6, 2014

Everything Will Work Out

The biggest lie we were all told as kids

Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL

by CrusadeToaster4 May 15, 2020

This isn’t gonna work out

They’re joking about it don’t worry!

This isn’t gonna work out baby

by NancyForest December 28, 2020