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Woodster

To just grab on to a dick and just hold it.
Last night I totally did the woodster to Jason last night.

OH man don't woodster someone.
by SavedbytheLord April 23, 2014
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wooster

Verb- to run with a sense of spontaneity.
We like to wooster through the streets of NYC on sundays.
by sebaroo December 5, 2011
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wooster

a word that can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, ect. usually used to make other people confused and or ask what it means.
-I'm going to wooster you
- watch it you wooster!
-wow! this pasta is woosterific!
by MAN-CHILDdd September 26, 2010
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Workster

\werk-stur\n. adj. A workster someone who is the opposite of a hipster, but is an obnoxious twat for the same reasons. A hipster is someone who thinks they are better than you because they have better taste in music, movies, food, etc. A workster thinks they are better than you because they work harder and for much longer hours.
Telling a workster that you work 40 hours a week will get you the same look of utter contempt that you would see if you told a Hipster that you love Justin Bieber's music.
Hipsters will tell everyone that they saw a band months before anyone had heard of them. Worksters will tell everyone that they were at the office hours before anyone else showed up.
Hipsters will brag about how they are friends with the singer of some band you've kinda heard of when, in reality, they met the guy for two minutes and spent the whole time begging him to take a picture with them so they could put it on instagram. Worksters will brag about how they work 100 hours a week when in reality, they worked 80 hours in a week one time, and spent 20 of those hours reminding people of how hard they "have to" work.
You see a guy at starbucks dressed in business casual with a company lanyard around his neck, talking to someone on the other end of his blackberry about how brutal his industry is to break into while reading emails on a windows laptop, think to yourself: "Look at that fucking workster."
by Blacksm1th April 19, 2014
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Wooster PV

A team whose case is always topical. No questions asked.
Wooster PV ran pull out of Africa, and they made it topical.
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Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.
My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.
by bleh22 July 26, 2011
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Wooster Washboard

It's when a girl (or a guy) is riding you with her front facing you and you start poopin in your hands secretly. Then you take the poop and you rub it up and down the girl's back like a washboard.
John drew a smiley face after giving Jeff a Wooster Washboard.
by Kirk Johnson September 7, 2006
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